You bastards!

I know who
killed the Tucson Citizen ...

October 15, 1870 - May 16, 2009

We're all sad - and pissed - to see the Tucson Citizen go the way of so many newspapers lately. I, for one, am certainly not above laying blame and casting aspersions. So join me in a drink and a round of good old-fashioned trash-talk.

Assign blame with the form below. Click the [+] icons to rate responsibility.

  • Chihak leaving
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      Rating: 70
  • Popcorn Fridays caused Q4 deficit
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      Rating: 44
  • Don\'t flatter yourself, Red Star
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      Rating: 94
  • Col. Mustard, library, candlestick
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      Rating: 76
  • time
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      Rating: 98
  • corporate leeches
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      Rating: 99
  • Not enough pet stories
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      Rating: 126
  • The exhumed corpse of Jack Palance
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      Rating: 20
  • Shot newspaper just to watch it die
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      Rating: 101
  • it was suicide.
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      Rating: 97
  • Some shitbird at Gannett
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      Rating: 108
  • Not the deputy!
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      Rating: 84
  • Shitty big hits
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      Rating: 103
  • TNI
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      Rating: 119
  • Vast right-wing conspiracy
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      Rating: 83
  • Kansas City.
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      Rating: 94
  • Goldarg\'s Mom
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      Rating: 104
  • Liberty Valance
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      Rating: 82
  • Heywood Jablome
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      Rating: -4
  • Illegal Immigrants
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      Rating: 97
  • Slack-ass online department
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      Rating: 19
  • Killing trees is SO 1988
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      Rating: -10
  • Craig Dubow
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      Rating: 108
  • Jim at Gannett Blog
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      Rating: 98
  • Abandoning its conservative roots.
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      Rating: 112
  • Internet got unplugged
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      Rating: 83
  • you did, you bastard
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      Rating: 101
  • Got too friendly w/ Cheney
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      Rating: 84
  • Red Star
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      Rating: 100
  • Teh internets
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      Rating: 76
  • Readers
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      Rating: 54
  • Meeting set to discuss issue
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      Rating: 83
  • Commenters who forgot their meds
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      Rating: 103
  • Johnjay and Rich
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      Rating: 103
  • Interwebs killed the dead-tree star
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      Rating: 112
  • Conspiracy by Red Star & Jodirae
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      Rating: 48
  • Kimble watching Girls Gone Wild
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      Rating: 124
  • Tara Connell
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      Rating: 77
  • Bob Fucking Dickey
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      Rating: 132
  • World of Warcraft
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      Rating: 97
  • City Desk surfing too much porno!
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      Rating: 90
  • too many liberal editors
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      Rating: 78
  • Al Gore
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      Rating: 100
  • Your Mom
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      Rating: 74
  • Matt Fitzsimmons voting here
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      Rating: 113
  • Squeaky Fromme
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      Rating: 90
  • Lazy ad reps
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      Rating: 122
  • World of Warcraft
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      Rating: 87
  • Susasn Cantrell
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      Rating: 118
  • Jim Click, et al
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      Rating: 90
  • Greedy Gannett
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      Rating: 111
  • Your Mom
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      Rating: 90
  • Gannett
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      Rating: 134
  • It\'s a series of tubes
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      Rating: 101
  • Yet another Rodeo Parade
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      Rating: 92
  • DaVIDJ
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      Rating: 100
  • The leering ghost of John McCain
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      Rating: 93
  • Jim Rowley
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      Rating: 113
  • I did
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      Rating: 83
  • The Shitty Afternoon Slot
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      Rating: 80
  • Too many Bushmills for Jameson
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      Rating: 9
  • Lee execs
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      Rating: 91
  • Mark Evans
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      Rating: 133
  • Gracia Martore
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      Rating: 102
  • Jack Ruby
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      Rating: 64
  • The Man
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      Rating: 104
  • Communist Reporters
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      Rating: 88
  • Vampiricus Socialus Tucsonicus
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      Rating: 88
  • The sheriff
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      Rating: 114
  • John Justice
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      Rating: 100
  • Mush-brained editors
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      Rating: 104
  • giving a shit
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      Rating: 103
  • Do-nothing senior editors
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      Rating: 102
  • David Louie
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      Rating: 92
  • The Star
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      Rating: 105
  • The unfilled publisher's office
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      Rating: 77
  • Bastards w/ pigshit for imagination
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      Rating: 135
  • Al Gore, inventor of the Internet
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      Rating: 82
  • Bono
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      Rating: 85
  • that garden gnome
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      Rating: 99
  • Bush's economic plan
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      Rating: 99
  • Obama forgot newspaper bailout
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      Rating: 76
  • craigslist
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      Rating: 109
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Yeah! Screw them! Dontcha feel ever-so-much better now?

Do you know who killed the Citizen?

If you worked there, or read the paper, or commented on the website, I'm sure you have an opinion (I sure as hell do).
"I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!" * 

Thanks for sharing the pain.

So what now?

"I'm going to cut out drinking and swearing and everything connected with the crazy newspaper business! Honey, I'll never even read a newspaper." * 

Rant, howl at the moon, stomp my feet. Drink. Drink more.

"You're right, I did lose a million dollars last year. I expect to lose a million dollars this year. I expect to lose a million dollars *next* year. You know, Mr. Thatcher, at the rate of a million dollars a year, I'll have to close this place in... 60 years." * 

Oh yeah, the Citizen alums are on Facebook now. You know, because it's required by law. So join the group.

For more info on the Citizen, check the Final Edition